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Mar 2 2023

Masterpost of my tags

My Pals !!!

Jun 27 2023

bigcommunist:

bigcommunist:

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Jun 27 2023

crisbeedonuts:

we’re joining in making this genre of poll because they always leave us so confused and we want to inflict that on other people

people who don’t play kirby games: which one of these do you think does NOT happen?

a boss rips its eye out and the loose eye chases kirby around

kirby swims through eel-infested sewers, complete with gross brown water

a guy sells pieces of his personal demon for real life money

kirby is grossed out by caterpillars and refuses to eat them

kirby kills a robot that has a man’s soul trapped in it, yelling in pain

two men are referred to as “sworn partners” and hold hands in the credits

a boss battle happens on the surface of the sun

kirby watches his friend get absorbed into a melted mass of animal body parts

kirby gets dropkicked by a clown

the grim reaper in disguise casually hangs out with kirby and his friends

please reblog so that this can break containment, we really want to see what non-kirby fans think about this

Jun 27 2023

kaoinim:

kaoinim:

I hate the way yanks talk about people’s teeth

yeah im not done actually. perfectly white straight teeth are deeply weird and should not be considered some kind of ideal in any way. braces arent useless but they’re for cases where genuine harm or pain is being caused not just aesthetics. teeth whitening is fucking evil. crooked teeth, yellow teeth, chipped teeth, they’re all literally fine. your row of porcelain fucking tombstones make you look like a goddamn mannequin. if you’ve ever made fun of someone’s else’s teeth i hope reality fucking rejects your existence

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